How To Tick Off Mr. Williams

In order to tick off Mr. Williams in class, you must first be prepared by not having the work you needed to do for class. After you make an excuse about printers or due dates, make sure to open your laptop and log on to Facebook. Make sure he can not see your screen. Be rowdy and make noise until he tells you to stop, wait a few minutes, then repeat. If he gives you instructions for using your computer in class, make sure that you are clueless and at least two steps behind. Do not write down anything he tells you to, and forget whatever he emphasizes by repetition or by writing on the board. Do this every day, and do not forget to make excuses and forget what he says.