A week after the events of "The Three Little Pigs"
"Your honor, I am here today to defend against the accusations the plaintiff has proposed against me.", said the Big Bad Wolf, as he stood in court.
"The Three Little Pigs have accused me of two counts of vandalism, one count of breaking and entering, and most importantly, three counts of attempted pigslaughter.", said the Big Bad Wolf.
Judge Monkey looked at his papers and said, "They have also accused you of identity theft of two individuals."
"Ah, yes", said the Big Bad Wolf.
"Prison! Prison! Send that wolf to prison!", squealed the Three Little Pigs in unison.
All the other animals in court joined in, and soon the entire courtroom was filled with unintelligible screaming and shouting.
SLAM! SLAM! SLAM! "Order in the court!", yelled the judge.
Immediately the racket stopped, and the judge ordered the hearing to proceed.
"Thank you, your honor.", said the Big Bad Wolf "I would now like to address these accusations. I did destroy two of the Three Little Pigs' houses, and tried to enter the third's house."
Everyone in the room gasped, surely the Big Bad Wolf was not confessing towards life in prison?
"However," the Big Bad Wold continued," I did not try to murder these pigs. I know it seems like I did, and all the physical and testimonial evidence mounts against me. I do however, have not one, not two, but three documents that will change everyone's minds."
"He is lying! Do not believe a word he says!", shouted the youngest pig.
"We have evidence! He has nothing!", shouted the middle pig.
"Just ask our neighbors, they all saw him!" shouted the eldest pig.
"Order in the court! If I have to tell the three of you that again, you will have charges against you for disrupting this hearing", said Judge Monkey.
"Yes, your honor", the Three Little Pigs quietly said.
"Proceed, Big Bad Wolf", said Judge Monkey.
"If I may, I would like your honor to see these three documents.", said the Big Bad Wolf. He handed them to Mr. Bulldog the policeman, who gave it to Judge Monkey.
"According to those papers, the Three Little Pigs are bail jumpers, your honor.", said the Big Bad Wolf.
The rosy pink was quickly drained away from the The Little Pigs' faces.
Judge Monkey peered over the papers, and confirmed what the Big Bad Wolf said.
"I am a bounty hunter, and these three tried to escape my grasp. They are the ones who must go to prison. The only reason why I had to resort to force was because they refused to come along peacefully. They also have escaped the authority's notice because they have committed identity theft: they are actually the Three Ugly Boars" said the Big Bad Wolf.
"But you still have prison time for the crimes you committed.", said Judge Monkey.
"However, with the money I earned for bringing these three in, I can pay for bail.", said the Big Bad Wolf.
The Big Bad Wolf bailed of out jail, and the Three Ugly Boars, who we know as felons and former bail jumpers, were sent to prison for the rest of their lives.
After everything was settled, the Big Bad Wolf went to meet three friends of his.
They met at a alley in a shady area in town, and the three friends said "Do you remember us?"
"Of course I remember you! You are the Three Ugly Boars!" said the Big Bad Wolf.
"Thank you for putting those three in jail instead of us. You will be compensated for this." said one Ugly Boar.
He reached into a bag, and pulled out a long chain of sausages. The wolf's eyes grew wide at the sight of it, and he devoured them in seconds. Just after he did, he felt an enormous pain in his stomach. He fell to his knees, shaking uncontrollably for half a minute. Then he fell, dead.
"Good. It is best that no one knows, not even him." said the same Boar.
And so, the real Three Ugly Boars went off, and no one ever saw them again.
Nobody living, of course.